The Parallel Office

Behind-the-scenes systems for local businesses. Run by Mo Christensen in Syracuse, Utah.

About

I am Mo Christensen, and I run The Parallel Office. I build the behind-the-scenes systems that help local businesses get found and get called: complete Google profiles, follow-up systems that do not drop leads, and booking that runs itself.

Most customers meet your Google profile long before they meet your website or your truck. They search a trade, see a few businesses on a map, and call the one that looks complete, current, and alive. My job is to make sure that business is yours.

Featured service: Google Profile Cleanup

Most Google profiles were claimed once, half-filled in, and never touched again. That is not a character flaw. You have a business to run. But a half-finished profile quietly hands jobs to the competitor whose profile looks finished. The Cleanup fixes your whole profile in one go, without a new website, an ad budget, or a marketing degree.

$497 one-time, delivered in 5 business days

The clock starts the day you grant manager access. You never hand over your password, and you can remove my access the moment the work is done.

What the Cleanup includes

  • A baseline snapshot of where your profile stands now, plus a look at your top 3 competitors
  • Business name, address, phone, and website checked for consistency, with your website link pointed at the page that actually gets you booked
  • Categories reset on purpose: the right primary category, plus every secondary category that genuinely applies
  • Your full services list built out, one entry per service, each with a plain-English description
  • Business description rewritten around what your customers actually search for
  • Hours fixed, including special and holiday hours for the next 90 days
  • Attributes set, but only the true ones
  • Photos sorted out: existing photos organized, cover and logo set, and a simple shot list for any gaps
  • Questions and Answers seeded with the 6 questions customers actually ask, answered in your voice
  • Your first 4 Google posts written and published, one a week
  • A review link and QR code for invoices, counters, and trucks, plus a copy-and-paste review request text
  • Every unanswered review replied to, in your voice
  • A one-page before and after report in plain language, plus a short owner playbook

Keep it alive: Google Presence Care, $149/mo

A cleaned profile goes stale again if nobody touches it. Care includes a weekly Google post, review replies handled in your voice, a monthly photo refresh, hours kept current, and a one-page monthly report in plain English. The first month is included with your Cleanup. Cancel anytime, no contract, no cancellation fee.

No ranking guarantees. You own your profile, always.

Anyone who promises you the top spot on Google Maps is selling you something. Rankings depend on things nobody can buy for you. What I promise is a complete, accurate, active profile, and that part is fully in our control. No fake reviews, no gated reviews, ever. Your logins stay yours, your reviews stay yours, and everything I build stays live if we ever stop working together.

Contact

Email: mo@life.mogenechristensen.com

Phone: (385) 351-9698

Want to look at your actual profile together? Book a 15-minute call. We will go over the biggest leaks in your profile, and you can decide with real information in front of you. No pressure pitch.

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